Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Sad Ninja's LiveJournal:

Saturday, December 11th, 2004
2:04 am	Vacation Ah, I went on vacation. I went to Club Med in the Caribbean. That place is crazy! Caught a few rays, ninja starred a few cabana boys and "Counselors of Fun" - all in all a relaxing time. I don't feel so depressed right now. But I'm afraid now that I've made the switch back to my black jumpsuit from the Hawaiian shirts, it's all going to come back. The Christmas season is coming up, isn't? It's nice to no longer have people to buy gifts for. One of the many benefits of killing everyone you know. Oh! Except for this guy! I convinced a friend to join Livejournal. I'd never try and kill him, I don't know if I could if I wanted to (but don't tell him that!). It's Taro St. Church, tarostchurch, and he's an adventurer. I met him a long time ago in Japan. I was learning how to flip, and he was going on an adventure and we just clicked, you know? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004
5:42 pm	New Job I've got a new job. I'm kind of embarrassed about it. Really, how many ninja nannies are there? Honestly though, I probably won't last long. I know myself well enough to know I'm gonna flip out and slice off little Alexandria's head the next time she starts whining about not wanting to take a nap. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 7th, 2004
4:30 pm	I had a good Labor Day. Played a pick up game of football in Central Park, near Sheep's Meadow. We played two hand touch, but I often "accidentally" put my hands through the other players's chests and out their backs. Oops. (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 5th, 2004
8:13 pm	Job Search I had an interview today. It is hard job hunting when you can't talk about what you do. I had an interview at CitiBank today. When the guy asked me where I went to school, I stuck my fist through his chest. Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong era. Things like that were accepted before... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 3rd, 2004
9:45 am	I think my problem with killing isn't the actual killing, it's just the self-imposed guilt. If I hadn't grown up with the 10 Commandments, I'd be fine: a well adjusted Ninja. So I'm going to get rid of the death limit and just engage in an unfettered orgy of blood and death. I started with my therapist, who posited the idea. I liked him and he helped me out a lot, but he also suggested I killed from a desire to sleep with my mother. So he had to be the first guilt free slaying of the new me. Current Mood: chipper (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 25th, 2004
11:11 pm	I was at the laundry mat the other day. As I was waiting for a dryer, I noticed one was full of bandannas and eye patches. I waited for the owner of the laundry to came back and, sure enough, he was a pirate. Unfortunately, I didn't have a smoke bomb, so I couldn't be stealthy. I ended up having to kill everyone else in the establishment along with the pirate so there wouldn't be any witnesses. I feel kind of guilty about killing all those innocent people, especially my little brother, but it was worth it to get that pirate and his parrot. (x-posted in ninjasvspirates) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, August 23rd, 2004
9:34 pm	Been a While Wow. I haven't updated in a while. Been through some dark times. Lost my job because I did a back flip and landed on my bosses head and then karate chopped it off. So, they "let me go". I was a "distraction to my fellow workers". But, they did say I could use them as a reference. (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 13th, 2004
7:36 pm	No More Free Pizza Pizza Hut won't deliver to my house anymore! I guess none of the delivery people want to come here anymore.... Current Mood: frustrated (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
9:22 am	Good Morning! I stayed home from work sick yesterday so I was able to stay well under my limit! I kept myself to just a few delivery guys. I'm so proud of myself! (Comment on this)
Monday, May 10th, 2004
10:47 pm	50! Yesterday I only killed fifty people! Happy Mother's Day Mom! (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 8th, 2004
12:40 pm	Poem I wrote a poem. The darkness of the night, The darkness of my clothes, The darkness of my soul. My life is a river; It is a river of blood. Unlike the Euphrates Which fed the begining of mankind, My river brings death to all who Drink from its banks. Someday The next death will be mine. Current Mood: contemplative (Comment on this)
9:31 am	Saturday Already? Is it Saturday already? Friday nights are always drunken orgies of death and destruction. I wake up and have no idea what happened last night, so I read the Saturday afternoon paper to find out. Judging by the blood on my sword, I had a big night. Maybe I need to lay off the alcohol, I'm sure I went over my limit. I'm planning to lower my limit to 80 by April, at this rate, though, it isn't going to happen. Most ninjas I know are masters of self control. I guess that's what I get for taking my ninja classes over the internet. Current Mood: aggravated (Comment on this)
Friday, May 7th, 2004
2:06 pm	Tollhouse Warm cookies are the greatest invention in the history of mankind.... Current Mood: pacified (Comment on this)
8:15 am	Laundry Thank God I wear all black. If I wore all white, my life would revolve around the washer cycles.... (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 6th, 2004
4:35 pm	Alone There are no Ninjas Anonymous. There are no other ninjas who suffer like I do. God, I'm so lonely. I just want someone to help me. I'll go kill someone, I guess. That always cheers me up. Current Mood: sad (Comment on this)
12:00 pm	Nightmares I had horrible nightmares last night. America had turned into zombies and they were all hunting me down to turn me into a ninja zombie. With me by their side they could rule the world, they said. When I woke up this morning there was blood and body parts all over my house. What is up with that? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 5th, 2004
9:20 pm	Recipes Does anybody have any good soup recipes involving quinoa? I've been home all night looking up on the internet good recipes. I don't want to go out, because, well, I've got a few ninja stars in my closet that are just calling out to me.... Current Mood: anxious (Comment on this)
6:21 pm	Home from Work I was doing so well, 97 dead - 3 under my limit. Then, I went to the grocery store. Why can't I avoid killing? If I had just gone straight home I would be ok. But no, I needed avocadoes. Another lady was trying to find a ripe one the same time I was, and she got the last one! Here she was, standing next to a black clad ninja, and she takes the last ripe avocado! I couldn't help myself, so I killed her with it. So that means no avocadoes tonight. I was so mad at myself that I killed 3 people in the parking lot to try to brighten my spirits. That took me to 101. Will I ever learn? Current Mood: depressed (Comment on this)
2:40 pm	Quiznos Went to Quiznos for lunch. The service can be so slow there, and everyone else in the whole damn world had the bright idea of showing up during the lunch hour. The only way I made it back to work on time was by killing everyone ahead of me in line. I didn't want to kill everyone in the restaurant, so I had to do it stealthily to just get the people ahead of me in line. It brought my total for today up to 97, so I'm breaking out my self-restraint flashcards so I don't go over the limit. I forgot my mantra, though. No wonder I've been so grumpy today. I should write that down on a card. (Comment on this)
11:00 am	Yesterday I killed 122 yesterday. 100 before I got off work. I set a goal of only 100 a day, but I can't seem to keep to it! I can stick with my diet no problem, but I can't stop the killing. It was just so tempting at the post office after work. I'm so depressed I couldn't sleep last night. I watched Conan, instead. My life is just a void, a pit. (Comment on this)